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Florbin Clues

Florbin Clues

Cheddar Milkshake Mix

The captain is allergic to milk. Won't go near anything with dairy.

Cerulean Oysters

The captain is allergic to shellfish. Makes them swell up like a Lyran Puffersquid.

10W-30 Avacado Oil

The captain is allergic to avacados. Gives them a horrible full-body rash.

Peanut Butter Toothpaste

The captain is allergic to peanuts. Ate the wrong candy bar once, put them in a coma.

Zuniki Juice Popsicles

The captain is allergic to zuniki fruit. Horrible bloating, purple skin, the works.

Tedoni Bubble Tea

The captain is allergic to tedoni fruit. Severe nausea, projectile vomiting.

Carbonated Ketchup

The captain is allergic to tomatoes. Throat swelled up, almost suffocated.

Emotional Support Fudgepops

The captain is allergic to chocolate. Lips swell up, gives them the squirts.

Toasted Pineapple Mayonnaise

The captain is allergic to pineapple. Can't stand anything with it.

Tactical Spec Bacon

The captain is a vegetarian. Very militant about it, won't eat anything with a face.

Torgoth Assault Pianos

The captain hates Torgoths. Xenophobic squidfaces wiped out their home colony.

Arvonian Pleated Battleskirts

The captain hates Arvonians. Lost their last ship in a crooked Mala-Mala game.

Kralien Communion Pellets

The captain hates Kraliens. Lost two siblings against an Inquisitor attack.

Skaraan Blockchain Broccoli

The captain hates Skaraans. Combine grocery thugs bio-bombed their family farm.

Ximni Corpseflower Brandy

The captain hates the Ximni. Destroyed their ship, left them for dead.

Laparian Racing Mules

The ship's license to carry livestock expired six months ago.

Nitroburst Cantaloupes

The ship isn't authorized to carry explosive fruit.

Frozen Lingonberries

The refrigerator container was broken, but the deck chief told me not to fix it.

Bluewood Planks

I saw a mechanic replacing an oxygen tank on a lumber container, which was a little odd.

Glazed Turnips

I heard tapping noises in the turnip container, but the deck chief told me not to go near it.

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The captain was discharged from the TSN and is still bitter about it.

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The captain has a pet Laparian muskrat. It sits right next to the captain on the bridge.

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The captain is an ex-pirate. They are trying to go legit.

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The captain is a retired veteran. They commanded a battleship at the Sirius Feint.

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The captain has a drinking problem. If they aren't drinking, then they're going to be a problem.

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The portside trim thrusters definitely had a vibration problem at higher power cycles.

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The captain is a retired professional wrestler, the Bellatrix Brawler.

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The #2 engine was leaking coolant like a Torgoth showerhead.

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The hull had a lot of battle damage. The captain likes to live dangerously.

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Doesn't look like much on the outside, but under the cover-panels, everything was sparkling clean.

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The power modulators and infusion couplers have been upgraded for extra speed.

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The captain collects snowglobes. Had a couple hundred or so in their cabin.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Foreign Object.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Rusty Bucket.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Rubber Ducky.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Extra Nostril.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Elbow Grease.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Squeaky Wheel.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Banana Slug.

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The captain's nickname in high school was Knuckle Sandwich.